Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says
It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.
Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.
The day is here
forrest you better be running
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
The ides of March have come
Beware the ides of March.
It’s that time of year again…
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Hey what the FUCK is this audio?
i desperately want to believe that the person who made this thought it was good music
He should actually be encouraging people to eat those parts instead of just throwing them away. Especially if they have nutrition.
Exactly! Why is he disappointed that they would still eat it? Food is food.
Because he is a stuck-up snob, unlike Gordon who actually adores fast food, just wants some basic quality control.
Gordon Ramsey meanwhile is an asshole who made a name for himself by being an asshole.
Gordon is not actually an asshole, he just gets shouty and sweary in the heat of the moment, which looks good on TV, he’s one of the most charming people ever in a casual setting.
Pretty much everyone he’s ever yelled at are professionals who should know better or are people who are fucking up when his rep and business is on the line.
Even in the kitchen nightmare’s episodes where he gets pretty damn pissy, when the owners are reasonable and agree when he points out a fuckup, his anger seems more “how could you let this happen/get this bad?”
Gordon Ramsay is the master of tough love. He’s been through the shit, success, and then failure again after getting a big head. The man knows what works and what kind of standards to keep and actually cares about customers. He knows that if he sugar coats it for somebody’s ho gotten complacent or is in their fantasy land where they are the top of the top that he can’t show them reality so he rips them bakc down to the ground to show them the problems. He has never gotten mad at somebody who didn’t deserve it on some level.
To quote him in almost every season of Hell’s Kitchen “At the end of the day it’s not personal.”
On MasterChef alone Gordon Ramsey walked participants through panic attacks, took being accidentally set on fire by a first time flambé-er pretty well, offered to do the actual killing of crustaceans for vegetarian contestants, and gave internships, scholarships, job opportunities, and recommendations to people that were eliminated if he believed they deserved them.
Watch Master Chef Jr
Gordon Ramsay was yelling at a contestant and accidentally said something that made the contestant remember his abusive dad and started crying and explained that to him and Gordon immediately apologized and never said it again
Also if any of you are looking at his social media stuff like “oh but he’s being so mean to these random people” 99% of the time, they have tagged him to rate/roast their food. It’s for fun and they asked for it
